November 2002 rediagnosed with a recurring tumor I am going to bring you through the whole fun thing
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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
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Brain Tumor History And Other Rants
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Friday, February 25, 2005
2/25/05
Comedy Break
Pulp Fiction:
Divine Intervention:
Samuel Jackson: God came down from heaven and stopped these mother fuckin’ bullets.
John Travolta: I think it’s time for us to leave Jules.
SJ: Don’t do that don’t fuckin blow this shit off. What just happened here was a miracle
JT: Chill Jules this shit happens
SJ: Wrong, wrong this shit doesn’t just happen
JT: You want to continue this conversation in the car or in the jail house with the cops?
SJ: We should be fucking dead my friend what happened here was a miracle and I want you to fuckin acknowledge it.
JT: Alright it was a miracle can we go now?
JT: You ever seen that show cops. I was watching it one time and there was this cop on and he was talking about this gun fight he had in a hall way with this guy. And he unloaded on this guy and nothing happened and he didn’t hit nothing. Ok it was just him and this guy, I mean you know it’s freaky but it happens
SJ: Look you want to play blind man go walk with the Shepard but me my eyes are wide fucking open.
JT: What the fuck does that mean?
SJ: I mean that’s it for me. From here on in you consider my ass retired
JT: Jesus Christ
SJ: Don’t blasphemy me
JT: God Dammit JulesSJ: I said Don’t do that.
JT: Hey you know, why you freakin out on us.
SJ: Look I am telling Marsalis today I am through
JT: Why don’t you tell him at the same time why.
SJ: Don’t worry I will
JT: I bet you $10,000 he laughs his ass off
SJ: I don’t give a damn if he does
SJ: I have just been sitting here thinking
JT: About what?
SJ: About the miracle we witnessed
JT: About the miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurance
SJ What is a miracle Vincent?
JT: An act of god.
SJ And what’s an act of god?
JT: When god makes the impossible possible. But this morning I don’t think qualifies.
SJ: Hey Vincent, don’t you see that shit don’t matter. You are judging this shit the wrong way. It could be god stopped the bullets or he changed coke to pepsi he found my fucking car keys you don’t judge these things based on merit. Now whether or not what we experienced an according to hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is I felt the touch of god. God got involved.
JT: But why?
SJ: That’s what’s fucking with me, I don’t why. But I can’t go back to sleep.
JT You’re serious? You’re really thinking about quitting.
SJ: The life?
JT: Yeah
SJ: Most definitely
JT: Fuck What you gonna do then
SJ: Well that’s what I have been sitting here contemplating First I am going to deliver this case to Marsalis. Then basically I am going to walk the earth
JT: What you mean walk the earth?
SJ: You know like Kane in Kung Fu Walk from place to place meet people and get in adventures
JT: And how long do you intend to walk the earth
SJ: Until god puts me where he wants me to be
JT: And what if he doesn’t do that?
SJ: If it takes forever then I will walk forever
JT: So you decided to be a bum
SJ: I will just be Jules Vincent, nothing more nothing less
JT: No Jules you decided to be a bum just like all those pieces of shit out there who beg for change who sleep in garbage bins and who eat what I throw away. They got a name for that Jules it’s called a bum. And without a job a residence or legal tender that’s what you are going to be a fucking bum
SJ: Look my friend this is just where you and me differ
JT: Jules look what happened this morning I agree it was peculiar but water into wine
SJ: All shapes and sizes Vincent
JT: Don’t Fucking talk to me that way
SJ: If my answers frighten you Vincent then cease asking scary questions
JT: I’m gonna take a shit Let me ask you something, when did you make this decision, when you were sitting there eating that muffin?
SJ: Well yeah I was sitting here eating my muffin and drinking my coffee replaying the incident in my head when I had what alcoholics call a moment of clarity.
JT: To be continued
1:49 PM
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